Accidental Butt Stuff

It will come back to fuck you in the ass. Now I’m nervous, you know In high school. I was obsessed with this guy. He was older. He was so cool. He was banned from a Spencer’s Gifts. His name was Tanner Wells, That’s a hot name. I couldn’t believe I get to geometry class Tanner is in it because he’s older than me. So what are the odds? And he sits behind me and he lets me do all of his homework. The entire year.

“, Are you sure, ?” Fast forward, six years later, I’m home from college I’m drinking at a bar with my friends and who walks in Tanner Wells all right And Tanner Wells approaches me. It was …. We start talking about geometry Before I know it we’re making out at a bar I’m in shock. You know people can see us right. I think I blacked out, because I was so happy Also. I had 10 shots of tequila, but who cares? I was living Next thing. I remember we are in a cab back to his place. His mom’s place To be fair, Tanner only lived at home because he didn’t have a job or any prospects at all. We get to his mom’s house. We have to sneak upstairs and we get into his room and Tanner insists we keep the lights off because he doesn’t want to wake his mom, because his mom was asleep two rooms down with her door shut, Because that’s how you wake up someone right When they’re Sleeping A light

So we’re having sex in the dark. It really was like old times. He was behind me and I was doing whatever he said and then Tanner decides to off road into my asshole hard. He claims it was an accident and I believe him I mean I did all of his geometry homework. The dude literally never learned angles. So I scream and proceed to hyperventilate and just “Ahh!” He’s just standing over me as if I’m a dog about to piss all over the carpet Like “. How do I stop doing this?”? Finally, I catch my breath and can breath normally And I do what any girl would do. I apologize And then, when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, Tanner’s mom walks in Tanner runs into the closet. I assume to not get grounded

I just cover myself in his Washington Redskins sheet and hold eye contact with his mom for a solid minute. I just pick up my shit and follow her out. His mom drove me home as if it was a date, We just ride in silence for 20 minutes. Listening to the Starbucks Christmas, album Just as Micheal Buble’s cheerful Here Comes Santa Claus enters the car. Maybe it was the music. The Christmas spirit, I don’t know I just instinctively give Tanner’s mom a hug To be fair. I just had anal I needed to feel something and I just say Happy Thanksgiving. We never spoke again me or Tanner’s mom Tanner, the whole Wells clan, but I did hear that Tanner Wells is now engaged so congrats to the new Mrs. Wells. I hope it fits the ring Also his dick in your asshole..

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